Adam Dennehey WAFU manager
Dear John (Henry),
I’m writing to thank you for your generous donation towards players, as I usually do each week, and to ask for more cash in the January window.
You know I’m trying to recreate the old Anfield legend team with lookey likeys so that Suarez is me, Carroll is Toshack, Adam is Callaghan, our goalie is fatso Lawrence and Stevie is Souness (or is Souness supposed to be Magnum ?).
Anyway its working but we need 3 more players and I reckon we could win the Carling Cup in a year or two.
I know Carroll cost more than Ashley Young and Phil Jones added together but remember this. If Rooney is banned, Welbeck, Defoe, Agbonlahor, and that bloke at Fulham, oh and Heskey, are the only strikers ahead of him for England.
Yes I know I wanted Heskey back, oh and Crouch is better than Andy too, but we couldn’t afford Emile, pity
really as he is good but no matter we are getting really good now.
We drew with Norwich and they are really good, honest.
So can I have more cash? I know the stadium is knackered but so are half our team and you’ve got to choose.
If we win the Carling Cup we get £500 and that not bad on £100m investment, you know it makes sense.
Yours with thanks,
King Kenny
PS- send £ as the $ rate isn’t so good (always thinking eh!).
By Steve Burrows CBE @ifollowsteve
